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I’m Dan Piraro, the creator of the Bizarro newspaper comic, and this is my weekly blog post. The large Sunday comic above is mine, as are all of the below-cartoon comments to follow. 

Since January 2018, the Monday-Saturday Bizarro comics have been written and drawn by my comics partner, Wayno. For more fun, check out Wayno’s weekly blog post.

And here’s this week’s ANSWER KEY to my Sunday comic’s Secret Symbols.

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Season’s greetings, Jazz Pickles. No, it isn’t Christmastime yet—thank Santa—but it is still a season, and I greet you.

Gulliver’s Travels was a favorite story of mine as a kid. I loved how it inspired me to think of the highly relative nature of size. Quite naturally, it is easy to unconsciously assume that the starting point for size is us, and that anything smaller is “small,” and anything larger is “large.” 

A couple of seconds is all you need to realize how misleading that can be. Compared to us, an ant is small, but compared to the Grand Canyon, we are smaller than an ant’s turd.

To envision your size relative to the Earth, imagine a ball with a diameter that reaches from Seattle to Baltimore—30% larger than our moon. If it were sitting atop Kansas (it would crush everything beneath it, but that’s not the point), its equator would stretch from California to the East Coast.

Now imagine the period at the end of this sentence on a ball that size, and you’ll be approximating the size of a single human relative to the Earth. 

That’s why, for millions of years, humans thought the Earth was flat. Where you’re standing, it doesn’t look like a globe, but even on a flat, featureless plane, you’re only seeing 0.0000157% of the surface. To the period in my example above, it would be as if it were in the middle of a dinner plate sitting on Mercury.

At this scale, it is impossible to get a sense of the sphere on which we spin. To do that, you’d have to observe the movement of other celestial bodies and understand what that implies, and watch tall ships slipping below the horizon as they sail away, and be smart enough to figure out what all that meant. That was well beyond the capabilities of common Homo sapiens for a very long time, and still is. 

However, why so many modern humans in possession of cell phones that work because of satellites orbiting this globe still think the Earth is flat is beyond even those brilliant early astronomers. More evidence that not every member of a species evolves at the same rate, I guess.

I’ll add that I’m not nearly as smart as those who figured out the world is round before space travel was possible. I would never be able to figure that out on my own had I not benefitted from the knowledge of so many much smarter people before me. I’m just not smart enough.

But I am smart enough to know that others are smarter than I am, and therein lies the key to why trusting experts is essential: most of us are dumbasses, but there are geniuses among us willing to help keep us from shooting ourselves in the face. One big trick to success in life is being smart enough not to refuse their help.

And that’s the reason that those who wish to dominate a society with authoritarianism routinely denounce experts and encourage people to disparage them. Once the masses distrust experts, they are living in a bubble of ignorance in which they will believe any nonsense you repeat often enough. 

Anthony Fauci knows this very well, as do all of the scientists, medical professionals, academics, historians, and other invaluable experts who’ve lost their jobs or research funding since January of 2025.

Surely you didn’t think I’d make it through an entire post without going there.

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Now let’s turn those frowns upside down by seeing where Wayno’s week of Bizarro cartoons goes…

In today’s world, unless you’re already a billionaire, that seminar isn’t going to do anything but remove a few more bucks from your pocket.

I submitted a similar comic years ago with the caption: The Princess and the Pee. My editor at King Features felt it was too coarse to publish. Shows you how much times have changed since the spoiled potty-mouth has been in office.

“Trump.”

“Where do you see yourself in five years?” “Grappling with hormonal forces.”

You just know they’re going to pee in that fountain before they leave.

They’d sleep better if they didn’t read that stuff.

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Nos últimos dias convivemos com várias notícias sobre inteligências artificiais fazendo ataques de cibersegurança. No entanto, é fundamental lembrar que a inteligência artificial pode ser ela própria "hackeada". Um estudo recente do professor do MIT Dylan Hadfield-Menell apresenta uma estratégia surpreendentemente eficaz de hackear modelos de IA, mesmo os modelos comerciais mais fechados e restritos. Leia mais (08/09/2026 - 14h00)

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Today’s bad idea is one with a very recent history but also a long backstory: David talks to author and journalist James Marriott about what happens when the written word gets supplanted by video and when videos get shorter and shorter. Did the rot set in with television, with YouTube or with TikTok? Is short-form video a symptom or a cause of our shrinking attention spans? What does it mean to have a TikTok prime minister? And is there any way to get people reading again? 

The New Dark Ages by James Marriott is out next month https://bit.ly/3TJR7zd

You can find out everything you need to know about this podcast – who we are, what we do, plus upcoming events and full lists of all episodes including PPF+ bonus episodes on our website https://www.ppfideas.com

Next time in The History of Bad Ideas: Overdiagnosis

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