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Published — 27 April 2026 ⏭ Existential comics

Turing Test 2.0

PERSON: "We've created an advanced AI system that we believe has all the capabilities of a human. Now to test it with a Turing test. "

PERSON: "Computer, write a python script that summarizes our financial outlook for the next quarter."

PERSON: "I am ready."

PERSON: "Iterating your design pattern rapidly. Agile."

PERSON: "Incredible!"

PERSON: "Now summarize these emails for the executive team to read."

PERSON: "Beep boop, summarizing."

PERSON: "As you can see, it can do everything a human can do! Now let's test the human to see if they can be efficient as the machine."

PERSON: "Okay human, first thing, try to write a-"

PERSON: "The essense of a human being is not to work, it is not to follow instructions - it is to act freely in the world with intention. To create meaning, and to enact our will on the world."

PERSON: "yes but-"

Published — 20 April 2026 ⏭ Existential comics

Mazdak Creates Utopia

PERSON: "Persia, 500 a.d. "

PERSON: "You know, King Kavadh i think we've been reading these religious texts all wrong."

PERSON: "Really, Mazdak, and how is that?"

PERSON: "Well, God created the Earth and all its resources for humans to use, right?"

PERSON: "Naturally."

PERSON: "So it stands to reason he created it to be shared equally amongst everyone. There are basically two forces on earth, light and dark"

PERSON: "One side hoards all resources for itself, engages in wars, and establishes a hierarchy. The other side shares resources peacefully and cooperates freely."

PERSON: "10 years later..."

PERSON: "We've done it. You were right, this is obviously the non-evil thing to do. Now we just have to tell all the other kings, so they know how to stop being evil too!"

PERSON: "Shit, this isn't good! we are going to have to totally reform society."

PERSON: "Great idea!"

PERSON: "Right, and which side are kings on?"

PERSON: "Well..."

PERSON: "Are you kidding me, Kavadh? We pay our priests good money to explain how God wants us to be rich!?"

PERSON: "So, god created Earth's resources for all..."

PERSON: "Alright, why don't we just have our priests debate this “Mazdak”, and see who wins?"

PERSON: "Great!"

PERSON: "Mazdak says hoarding wealth is evil."

PERSON: "Oh, also our priests have swords, forgot to mention that."

Published — 13 April 2026 ⏭ Existential comics

Boo Murder!

PERSON: "For the crime of murder, you have been sentenced to murder! "

PERSON: "Booo, murder!"

PERSON: "Because moral talk can't have a truth value, it is merely an expression of our distaste."

PERSON: "Oh, i see. Well then...booooo!"

PERSON: "What are you doing?"

PERSON: "I'm showing moral disapproval of murder. Boooooooo!"

PERSON: "Uh...why?"

PERSON: "Booo!"

PERSON: "Booo!"

PERSON: "Boooo!"

PERSON: "Booo!"

PERSON: "Boooo!"

PERSON: "Boo!"

PERSON: "What? I wasn't booing murder, i was booing capital punishment by the state!"

PERSON: "Even though what we are doing is merely expression our emotions, the fact that we boo together sets a moral rule for society."

PERSON: "I was facing the crowd, and booing how you are all going along with herd morality."

PERSON: "Oh, shut up Bentham, boo!"

PERSON: "Boo, utilitarianism!"

PERSON: "Boo!"

PERSON: "boo!"

PERSON: "This feels horrible, but they seem to love it, so overall it must be good."

Published — 6 April 2026 ⏭ Existential comics

Machiavelli and the Veil of Ignorance

PERSON: "Imagine you were to design a society from scratch, but you didn't know what place you had in that society. "

PERSON: "So i don't know who i am, Rawls? I can be a peasant, or anything?"

PERSON: "Behind this “veil of ignorance”, i believe people would design a just and fair society, don't you think, Machiavelli?"

PERSON: "In that case, i would have the king picked by some kind of feat."

PERSON: "Exactly."

PERSON: "Not a feat of strength or cunning, since i don't know how smart or strong i'll be, but by a sort of miracle, like pulling a sword from a stone."

PERSON: "No no, you just want to make it fair."

PERSON: "There'll be a simple trick to do it, and i'll pass that knowledge to myself through a code, and then..."

PERSON: "I don't want it fair, i want to win."

PERSON: "But you can't, because you don't know who you will be."

PERSON: "I would tattoo a very large prime number on myself, and then the king would be based off..."

PERSON: "No! That's wrong! I would design a society where everyone like you had to work in the mines!"

PERSON: "He believes politics can be based on reason, rather than a chaotic, unpredictable game of force, which perpetuates itself with little to no human planning, and succumbs us all to its blind whims."

PERSON: "What's his problem, Simone Weil?"

PERSON: "Moron."

Published — 30 March 2026 ⏭ Existential comics

Reason and Passion

PERSON: "The lower passions and appetites should always be subordinate to our reason."

PERSON: "When we live in accordance to reason, we balance our soul towards the good, which is what all humanity must do."

PERSON: "David Hume blows into his hand, making farting noises in objection to Plato"

PERSON: "Wrong! Reason is slave to the passions. No rational system can convince us to follow your way of living over another!"

PERSON: "let's take a look at how people actually want to live their lives. Most people, it turns out, don't even want to be rational."

PERSON: "As you can see, only 1% of people want to live rationaly. Most people want to be angry all the time at nothing in particular."

PERSON: "Plato, get it through your head. You can't use rationality to convince people to be rational! "

PERSON: "But surely with rational dialogue, we can convince the others to be rational! "

PERSON: "Just one more Socratic dialogue..."

PERSON: "In order to convince people to be rational, they have to first want to be rational, and it turns out most people would rather drink beer and be stupid."

PERSON: "But that's horrible, Hume, surely?"

PERSON: "Only if you think everyone should be a huge nerd, which i dont..."

PERSON: "I weep for humanity, rationally, of course..."